Fed up of tinny in ear headphones, then head to our clearance department  where we have the BOSE TRIPORT IN EAR Headphones, absolute quality. They retail at around the £70 mark, we have them for £49.99! Bargain and just in time for your hols.

Yes ladies a new stock of Prada handbags  have arrived, just in time for summer, as they are lightweight and just the right size for carrying those minimal essentials. A large stock of black, goes with anything, however there is a small stock of other colours available (NOW SOLD OUT!)

Grab yourself a bargain, Prada handbags  at £39.99!! Whilst stocks last!

For those that have seen the pictures of the "company toy", I'm afraid it is no more! One of those infamous lamp posts jumped out at me a few weeks ago and I couldn't avoid it! Write off I'm afraid. I've left the pictures on there as a reminder as I've now got a "sensible car", an Audi TT Roadster........not a patch on the Lotus.......ah well such is life.

Well it's not that far away, and who knows with global warming it could be here sooner than we think. Anyway, as all the financial markets and banks are throwing a wobbler, hopefully you've decided what your doing this summer regarding a holiday, which brings me on nicely to our range of T shirts and tops. Absolute bargains at the moment are the Armani T Shirts and the Ted Baker, Tommy Hilfiger Tops. We only have a few left of our range of D&G and Lacoste  stylish watches, so check out our full range and grab ourself a summer bargain.

I just want to leave you with the following brain teaser, where it seems there are forums set up debating the answer, which nobody can agree on. Keep checking back and I will leave the "answer".

There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word. What is it? _______gry?

Well, christmas has come and gone and we're well into the new year. I hope all our customers had an enjoyable one and look forward to what 2008 brings us.

We start the new year with our winter sale with many items up to half price. Check out our Armani range where there are particularly good savings to be made, some items are the cheapest on the net.

Don't forget it is free P&P on items over £20 to addresses in the UK.

Just think it will be summer soon!!

For your piece of mind, any item bought during December can be returned under our normal returns policy within 14 days from 25th December. So if you've bought an item during December you have an issue with, it can be returned any time up to the 8th January 2008. 

I Make no apologies for the corny content of the following Tommy Cooper jokes - the guy was a genius! 

Tommy Cooper Jokes

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married

The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.
  
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Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head.

Doc says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'

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'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.'

'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'

'Is it common?'

'It's not unusual.'

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.

'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'

'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says,  'I'm going to have to put him down.'

'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '

'No, because he's really heavy'
  
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'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.'

'Well you can't say fairer than that then'

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Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!

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So I went to the dentist.

He said 'Say Aaah.'

I said 'Why?'  

He said 'My dog's died.'
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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said
'Who's speaking please?'

And a voice said  'You are.'
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So I rang up my local swimming baths.
I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
  
He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'

He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them.

It's either my mum or my dad.
Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

But I think it's Colin.

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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he
said 'You've been promoted.'

And I swerved.

And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.'

And I swerved again.

He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'

And I went into a tree.

And a policeman came up and said

'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.'

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Now, most dentists' chairs go up and down, don't they?
The one I was in went back and forwards.

I thought 'This is unusual'.
And the dentist said to me, 'Mr. Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.'

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give
me a lift?'

I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other

'Does this taste funny to you?'

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and
the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'

So that was nice.

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A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'

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A man walked into the doctors,
he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'

The doctor said, 'well don't go to those places'

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I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.
He wasn't very happy.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

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I bought some HP sauce the other day.
It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
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Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one
of them would have seen it.

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Phone answering machine message -

'...If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash key...'

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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said,  'No, the steaks are too high.'

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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.

A strong currant pulled him in.

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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.

He shouted,  'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'

The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.

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I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
 
They lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once and for all that

you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands.

Police say that he topped himself.
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.'

The other one says 'So are you, you fat slob!'

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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small
two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and
expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

ANY item ordered before 9am on the 22nd of December will be dispatched in time for Christmas using Royal Mail Special delivery if ordered between 3pm on the 20th December and 9am on the 22nd December. And still free P&P for items over £20. All applies to UK only

So no excuse for last minute presents!!

Have a look around at our selection of quality Stone Island top and jeans or Hugo Boss , Armani  for the men  (and women ) and some lovely Prada handbags  for the ladies.

We also have a very nice range of Ted Baker   and Firetrap  T Shirts for the Guys and Tommy Hilfiger tops for the girls.

Just arrived are some very nice Armani T Shirts  with small Armani logo in a plastic gift pouch with sliding enclosure and Emporio Armani printed on the front, absolutely ideal as a Christmas gift, or if you're reading this after Christmas, a birthday gift. They come in a range of colours, Navy, Khaki, Grey, White and Light Blue and in sizes Medium, Large, X Large and XX Large.

So if you haven't got your loved one a present yet pop along to the Armani Mens Department  and Merry Christmas.

Nope, not talking about the waistline! But Luxury Wear are selling their goods on another site www.edirectory.co.uk as well as this one. Basically they will compete with similar, if not the same, items, which isn't a problem as far as we're concerned as ours are cheaper than our competitors anyway, just search for a C'est Chic D&G watch for example and see what we mean.

Well after our recent disaster with the laptop we are now up and running towards Christmas.

Just arrived,  and just in time, are some lovely Abercrombie & Fitch ladies sweaters in various syles and designs, ready for those winter days and nights. In fact the long range forcast is for a colder winter than last year (according to the Met Office).

Also just in time for the Christmas party's and beyond are some stunning Prada handbags, two different styles (another coming shortly). Just the right size for going out with. Available in various colours, these are an absolute bargain and come with a full money back guarantee and authenticity card (a sort of swipe card). 

Ah well it was bound to happen. My laptop decided to "retire" after only eight months of use. Yes I had to re format the damn thing, which meant I lost all recent stock lists sales etc. Just about re loaded everything and now back up and running. Thanks to Steve (Howorth Computers) for helping and putting things right.

Apologies to those whose orders were slightly delayed.

Just had a few "stickers" put on the company "van" advertising Luxury Wear. When I say van, it'll transport about three t shirts and a pair of boxer shorts!!

Click on the link for photos! Click here .

If anyone is lucky enough to be going on holiday to Tenerife in the near future may we recommend the Mett Bar in the Starco area of Playa De Las Americas. Ok our daughter works there so we're bound to recommend it but it's an excellent bar...........really!!

Check out the gallery photos on their website and see a certain "model" from this site stood next to Amir Khan, the boxer!!

I'll try to add one of these periodically..........try to brighten your day. My thanks to Alex Coope for his endless supply of humour!

Sorry these T Shirts are not for sale.....clever though!!

It would appear Jenni Falconer the TV presenter has taken to wearing Ed Hardy T Shirts when relaxing.

She appeared in an article on Sunday October 7th 2007 in the News of the World Sunday magazine called Jenni Falconers wardrobe secrets. She went on to say:" I'm addicted! I own at least 50 pairs of shoes and 30 bags. I'm wearing his favourite outfit hear - a simple  jeans and T shirt combo". Which accompanied a photo of her wearing the said T shirt.

And that T shirt was a black version of the Ed Hardy Rhinestone short tees with Tiger print and stones on front and Ed Hardy 1829 Melrose printed on rear. 

The Pink version can be found in our Ed Hardy department.

Well for those with eagle eyes and local to Hull, you may have noticed my ugly mug in the local paper.

Mark Gee wrote a nice little feature on Luxury Wear, the type of clothes and accessories we sell and our aspirations for the future. It was a bit odd having to pose for photographs, but Phil, the photographer knew what he was doing and kept me looking a prat down to a minimum!

Thank you for those kind words Mrs Young regarding comments made in our guest book. If you're reading this, I am doing my upmost to get more ladies wear and sunglasses, keep looking.

If anyone else has any ideas about what we should be looking for let us know either by commenting on this blog, leaving a comment in the guest book or emailing us.